Does your website look like this?

 

Of course not. Your website looks like shit. Offended? Too bad. You know what else is offensive? Your website. It's embarassing and whether you realize it or not, it's costing you customers. 

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Collect Underpants

 

Or something like that. Then delete your shitty website and start over. We design modern websites for people that use the internet.

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Profit. 

 

We profit from you. You profit from a website that doesn't look like shit. If that doesn't make you feel warm and fuzzy, you're a Karen. 

Oh look, a potential customer on her phone, not looking at your website.

 

Do you know why she's not looking at your website? It's probably because your website is not mobile-friendly. Also, the person in this graphic does not have eyes. 

 

Did you know that Google ranks websites based on their mobile friendliness?

 

Want to know another thing Google ranks on? Word count and pagination. The key to a successful website is the right amount of text in the right places...and no text in others. How do you rank on Bing? Answer: No one cares.